Angry Death's Hat-trick
22-07-2011 Lifelong secretarial appointment...
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Today Adolf Wanker was finally appointed as the lifelong club secretary, in fact it is quite possible he will stay behind the desk outside the managers office long after his angry death takes place.
Outgoing secretary Edgar San Francisco, who was only in the role for a month, is said to be only slightly jealous at his better named rival getting the role.
Adolfs removal from the playing squad, timed perfectly to avoid paying a weeks wages, marks the end of an era for the club, and by definition the start of a new one with players like Ram Brickman, the powerful defender, taking on the cool name mantle.
ADHT are definitely in the market for players with good names. Rumours linking them with a move for Angry Kirk (327104526) are almost certainly rumours made up just for this announcement.
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