The club would like to remind the sponsors that they are not sponsoring Mathematically Safe, but Andingham Hotingspuds. They seems to be some lack of clarity with the sponsors currently dancing in the streets, which has left management somewhat confused.
We hope this doesnt affect our working relationship and look forward to further delighting our financial backers with more losses in the near future.
Thank you.

‘spuds were proud hosts to Vangroovers, rising stars in the Canadian league.Under media mogul Dr Rich Brown,they’ve been transformed from a small club to a team on the rise.A young side of the future came over & fought well in blustery conditions but lost to an experienced hotingspuds outfit.A spokesman said “we’re looking to make this a regular fixture,particularly a return at MJL, I’ve got family over there” Reports he was later seen on a phone arranging a friendly in Bermuda are unconfirmed

Hotingspuds announced a strategic partnership today with Tottenham Hotspurs, commonly known as "Spurs".
Under the scheme Spurs will act as a feeder club for the Hotingspuds, the 'spuds will have the pick of the spurs squad and in return spurs will get hotingspuds youth players on loan.
A Spurs spokesman was quoted "This great partnership for us will really strengthen the side with their trainees and we can only benefit from being partnered with such an esteemed organisation" he gushed.

Murmurings of discontent at hotingspuds were met with an iron fist today. Players were rumoured to be unhappy with the selling of a player.
Chairman Jock Weinstein was quoted "how many bl00dy wingers does one club need, I've had enough of these overpaid prima donnas, if I see so much as a frown from anyone of these big girls blouses they'll spend the rest of the season cleaning my toilet!"
The manager was unavailable for comment.