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Voeten 8 - 0 Demidog

It was an exceptionally sunny day for the crowd of 3255 that came out to De Voet. Vukašin Fabri was the appointed referee. Cry "havoc" and let loose the dogs of war! Voeten will go to battle in a 3-4-3 formation. The following players took the field: Vaz - Ravestein, van de Put, Lönnblad - Iversen, Veneman, Weikamp, El-Basim - Steffensen, Macon, Bazzocchi.

After thorough analysis and consultation of astrological charts, Demidog decided to go with a 3-5-2 formation. The following players had been selected: Finnøy - Unkuri, Hoen, Fényi - Pellas, Hörkkö, Hohkuri, Valkeapää, Falkwald - Jansson, Jauhiainen.

P. Bazzocchi was the first to reach the corner kick, but his header was blocked by the keeper. However, Voeten's G. Iversen managed to get ahold of the rebound and scored to make it 1 - 0. G. Fényi's technique was perfect on this sunny day and led to some beautiful tricks that fooled the defense. With 24 minutes played, Demidog's L. Jauhiainen received a yellow card for challenging a play with his cleats first. Unfortunately for Voeten, B. Veneman was injured as the game became more physical, and he had to leave the field. R. Schmelzer replaced him. The Voeten captaincy was handed to E. Weikamp. Cheers filled the stadium as A. El-Basim broke through the visitors' central defense to put away the 2 - 0 goal for Voeten. Voeten solidified their lead at the 30 minute mark, as G. Iversen snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 3 - 0. By now, the players of Voeten felt that victory was a sure thing and began to play it safe, focusing on defense and not risking too much going forward. M. Unkuri of Demidog received a yellow card after 31 minutes for unsportsmanlike behavior. After 32 minutes Demidog's G. Fényi contracted a slight foot injury, but said he could still finish the game. Things were going from bad to worse for the visitors. E. Macon was able to squirm through the central defense after 33 minutes and score, bringing the lead to 4 - 0. 4 - 0 was the score after the first half. Looks like Nate Silver was right again - his prediction that Voeten would have 60 percent possession in this half was spot on!

Voeten managed to extend their lead to 5 - 0 when P. Bazzocchi slid in neatly from the left side and struck a fine shot past the away team's goalkeeper. A speedy charge from the left side of the field increased Voeten's lead to 6 - 0 as T. Steffensen finished it off clinically, firing the shot from a terrible angle. Voeten added another goal to their lead as G. Iversen struck home for 7 - 0 after an attack from the left set him up unmarked in front of the keeper. At that, G. Iversen was noted down for a hattrick! Everyone had expected a shot from the free kick 78 minutes into the game, but Voeten sent the ball sideways instead, giving M. Lönnblad a clear look at goal with no wall in his way. He sent it through the keeper's legs for 8 - 0! Voeten's P. Bazzocchi saw his fine effort strike the top of the bar following some good work up the middle by his teammates 84 minutes in. The forty-five minutes were dominated by Voeten, with an impressive 64 percent possession of the ball.

Most important Voeten player was P. Bazzocchi. Good thing R. Schmelzer isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance. S. Valkeapää performed admirably for Demidog. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by E. Jansson today. The match ends 8 - 0.

Rating details

Midfield passable (very low) weak (very low) 21 13 6/20 4/20
Right defense inadequate (high) wretched (low) 19 6 5/20 2/20
Central defense formidable (very high) poor (very high) 36 12 9/20 3/20
Left defense inadequate (high) wretched (very high) 19 8 5/20 2/20
Right attack excellent (high) wretched (high) 31 7 8/20 2/20
Central attack outstanding (very low) wretched (low) 37 6 10/20 2/20
Left attack weak (very low) disastrous (very high) 13 4 4/20 1/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense passable (very low) poor (high) 21 11 6/20 3/20
Attack passable (high) wretched (very high) 23 8 6/20 2/20
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1 - 0  G. Iversen 3'
2 - 0  A. El-Basim 27'
3 - 0  G. Iversen 30'
4 - 0  E. Macon 33'
5 - 0  P. Bazzocchi 61'
6 - 0  T. Steffensen 74'
7 - 0  G. Iversen 76'
8 - 0  M. Lönnblad 78'
1 card accumulated L. Jauhiainen 24'
1 card accumulated M. Unkuri 31'
Got injured B. Veneman 25'
Got bruised G. Fényi 32'
Substitution Out B. Veneman
In R. Schmelzer



Chance distribution

Home Away
11 0

3 Left attack 0
5 Central attack 0
0 Right attack 0
2 Other 0
1 Special events 0
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Rating details

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Indirect set pieces

Defense passable (very low) poor (high) 21 11 6/20 3/20
Attack passable (high) wretched (very high) 23 8 6/20 2/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)

Average ratings

Total player experience passable (low) poor (low) 22 10 6/20 3/20
Average midfield passable (very low) weak (very low) 21 13 6/20 4/20
Average defense passable (very high) poor (very low) 24 9 6/20 3/20
Average attack solid (high) wretched (very low) 27 5 7/20 2/20
Total average passable (very high) poor (very low) 24 9 6/20 3/20


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