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Barca 4 - 0 sexygal

A brilliantly sunny day had enticed a crowd of 39034 to Camp Nou. Guriy Tarasov was the appointed referee. Our studio analysts were correct. Barca has taken the field in a 3-5-2 alignment. The following players had been selected: Rubik - Votruba, Gorzelak, Müller - Keijman, Nissholt, Tódor, Twardowski, Robertsson - Moharrami, Vundać.

After thorough analysis and consultation of astrological charts, sexygal decided to go with a 5-4-1 formation. Starters: Katzir - Eliav, Gerrassy, Shivhon, Yael, Levy - Schwartz, Hawk, Huzayel, Malignani - Eldad.

A magnificent level of counter-attacking seemed to be the preferred strategy of sexygal. With 9 minutes played, sexygal's H. Hawk received a yellow card for challenging a play with his cleats first. Barca created a good opportunity to score 24 minutes into the game when T. Vundać's hooked ball from the left created a scuffle in front of the goal, but the visitors' defenders eventually won out. Coming in from the right, sexygal had a good opportunity to convert on a counter-attack after 25 minutes, but M. Shivhon's attempt was easily stopped. Maybe T. Vundać should join the aquatics team instead. He went down dramatically after 28 minutes, crying out with agony as he fell. The referee was not impressed, though, and showed him a yellow for diving. 30 minutes had elapsed when a great chance for Barca to take the lead after a good ball from the right found M. Nissholt alone with the keeper, but he chipped it to the wrong side of the post. Oh, the humanity! sexygal's L. Eldad dropped as if a burning zeppelin fell on him. He may never be the same again. You may want to hide your eyes for the replay. S. Bar Lev came in as a replacement after 31 minutes had been played. Halftime score was 0 - 0. The Count appeared on the jumbotron and announced that Barca had 63...63 percent possession. AH AH AH!

The visitors' central defense should have had no trouble clearing the pass to M. Twardowski, but the Barca player managed to shrug them off and fire a low shot that 5-holed the keeper to give his team the lead. 1 - 0! The crowd gasped as N. Rubik of Barca was flattened by an opponent after 81 minutes and had to be helped off the field. O. Pavelka hopped from the bench to replace him. While many of the players were tiring under the hot sun, this kind of weather suited E. Keijman perfectly as he delicately danced around his opponents. Barca solidified their lead at the 84 minute mark, as E. Keijman snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 2 - 0. Barca's players now seemed to think the job was done and acted more defensively, just waiting for the ref to blow the final whistle. Barca put themselves up 3 - 0 when M. Nissholt broke through on the right, leaving the entire defensive delegation behind him. K. Votruba was not content with his team's lead, and tried to extend it 87 minutes into the game after a nice run through the middle, but his shot went wide. 88 minutes had passed when Barca put themselves up 4 - 0 after the visiting defenders lost the ball to R. Gorzelak, who came up from the left and proceeded to easily go around the goalkeeper and knock the ball home. Barca set the tempo, maintaining 65 percent of possession.

Barca's top performer was clearly M. Nissholt. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because O. Pavelka seemed to stumble all over the pitch. The most outstanding sexygal player was without a doubt T. Eliav. Speaking of stinking up the place, S. Bar Lev sure smelled like the bottom of Batman's shoe after a night of crimefighting in Gotham. The match ends 4 - 0.

Rating details

Midfield passable (very high) weak (low) 24 14 6/20 4/20
Right defense excellent (low) inadequate (high) 30 19 8/20 5/20
Central defense world class (high) excellent (very low) 51 29 13/20 8/20
Left defense excellent (very high) inadequate (low) 32 18 8/20 5/20
Right attack passable (high) solid (very low) 23 25 6/20 7/20
Central attack passable (very high) wretched (very low) 24 5 6/20 2/20
Left attack passable (very low) inadequate (very low) 21 17 6/20 5/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense passable (very low) inadequate (very low) 21 17 6/20 5/20
Attack inadequate (low) weak (very high) 18 16 5/20 4/20
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) magnificent (no tactic) 12 12/20


1 - 0  M. Twardowski 80'
2 - 0  E. Keijman 84'
3 - 0  M. Nissholt 86'
4 - 0  R. Gorzelak 88'
1 card accumulated H. Hawk 9'
1 card accumulated T. Vundać 28'
Got injured L. Eldad 31'
Got injured N. Rubik 81'
Substitution Out L. Eldad
In S. Bar Lev
Substitution Out N. Rubik
In O. Pavelka



Chance distribution

Home Away
7 3

2 Left attack 0
3 Central attack 0
2 Right attack 3
0 Other 0
0 Special events 0
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Rating details

Please note that the percentages above are meant to guide you, but they do not equate to the exact probabilities (to score for example) used in the match engine.

Indirect set pieces

Defense passable (very low) inadequate (very low) 21 17 6/20 5/20
Attack inadequate (low) weak (very high) 18 16 5/20 4/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) magnificent (no tactic) 12 12/20

Average ratings

Total player experience poor (high) weak (low) 11 14 3/20 4/20
Average midfield passable (very high) weak (low) 24 14 6/20 4/20
Average defense outstanding (low) passable (low) 38 22 10/20 6/20
Average attack passable (high) weak (high) 23 15 6/20 4/20
Total average solid (very high) inadequate (very low) 28 17 8/20 5/20


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