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Clouds darkened the skies at Dry Don Kampfbahn as 43000 spectators turned up for the match. Sam Ghayeghran was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Cuca Velloso and Théo Gaude. Gentlemen prefer blondes and Doggiestylers`69 prefers a 4-5-1. Let's see how this plays out for them. The following players had been selected: Allgöwer - Rothkegel, Danilin, Walko, Uelses - Ditfurth, Mittermair, Linzer, Schwarzmeier, Żuławski - Plaumann.

Our studio analysts were correct. Rhino´s has taken the field in a 4-4-2 alignment. They fielded: Mayrhofer - Burkel, Keen, Seher, Zweig - Noyens, Fajth, Falck, Kasparek - Petkov, Matosas.

Rhino´s were relying on their ability to counter-attack. Rhino´s's M. Keen was shown a yellow card after 10 minutes for slicing down an opponent. Oh, it's a stupendous shot on goal! A Caravaggio! A Michaelangelo! A Venus on the Half Shell! 18 minutes into the match and P. Mittermair has created art for the ages for Doggiestylers`69, putting them ahead 1 - 0. I'm weeping. I can't stop my eyes. Coming through the middle L. Kasparek almost scored the equalizer for Rhino´s after 25 minutes, but F. Allgöwer made an excellent save, tipping the awkward swerving shot past the post. After 36 minutes, a well-worked counter-attack by Rhino´s on the right gave N. Matosas an easy opportunity in front of the goal. He duly converted to make it 1 - 1. 1 - 1 was the score after the first half. Doggiestylers`69 were doing a good job holding on to the ball, with 71 percent of possession.

46 minutes into the match, the referee signaled for a Doggiestylers`69 substitution. M. Ledwinka came on for H. Ditfurth. After 46 minutes, the Doggiestylers`69 coach made a sign to M. Ledwinka, who soon changed positions with M. Linzer. As the 60 minute mark approached, the Doggiestylers`69 manager decided it was time for a substitution. A. Uelses reluctantly made way for E. Mercedes. The Doggiestylers`69 coach adjusted their lineup after 60 minutes. V. Danilin and E. Mercedes assumed each other's positions. After 63 minutes, the Doggiestylers`69 coach wanted to see a new face on the field, waving S. Plaumann off. H. Koppelow took his place. Doggiestylers`69's V. Danilin was shown a yellow card for standing over the ball and blocking an opponent's quick free kick after 65 minutes. Rhino´s's defense sent a ball soaring up the middle on a beautiful counter-attack with 67 minutes gone, but V. Petkov's finish was met by the firm hands of the keeper. Was it the hair gel? Was it a gift from the gods? Either way, the faithful won't care. Soaring like a Saturn V, H. Koppelow somehow got his head on a P. Żuławski moonshot from the corner and buried it in the back of the net. What grace! What power! Plant the flag for Doggiestylers`69, Neil Armstrong! The score is now 2 - 1. M. Linzer's well-known speed was on display as he darted past his defender and sent a beautiful pass through the defender’s legs to H. Koppelow who scored the 3 - 1 goal. C. Rothkegel had a fantastic opportunity to put Doggiestylers`69 up another goal 77 minutes into the match, but he fired just over the crossbar. The forty-five minutes were dominated by Doggiestylers`69, with an impressive 72 percent possession of the ball.

Most important Doggiestylers`69 player was D. Schwarzmeier. I can't remember E. Mercedes ever having a worse night than he just had. Rhino´s's top performer was clearly N. Matosas. It wasn't Star Wars night, but E. Mayrhofer sure smelled like bantha poodoo. The match ends 3 - 1.

Rating details

Midfield outstanding (very low) weak (high) 37 15 10/20 4/20
Right defense outstanding (high) extra-terrestrial (low) 39 62 10/20 16/20
Central defense magnificent (very high) world class (low) 48 50 12/20 13/20
Left defense outstanding (high) supernatural (very high) 39 56 10/20 14/20
Right attack solid (low) outstanding (high) 26 39 7/20 10/20
Central attack inadequate (low) outstanding (high) 18 39 5/20 10/20
Left attack magnificent (high) excellent (high) 47 31 12/20 8/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense solid (very high) excellent (very low) 28 29 7/20 8/20
Attack solid (low) solid (low) 26 26 7/20 7/20
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) brilliant (no tactic) 11 11/20


1 - 0  P. Mittermair 18'
1 - 1  N. Matosas 36'
2 - 1  H. Koppelow 71'
3 - 1  H. Koppelow 76'
1 card accumulated M. Keen 10'
1 card accumulated V. Danilin 65'
Substitution Out  H. Ditfurth
In  M. Ledwinka
Offensive To  Toward Middle
Position swap Out  M. Linzer
In  M. Ledwinka
Substitution Out  A. Uelses
In  E. Mercedes
Offensive To  Defensive
Position swap Out  E. Mercedes
In  V. Danilin
Substitution Out  S. Plaumann
In  H. Koppelow



Chance distribution

Home Away
12 3

3 Left attack 0
4 Central attack 2
3 Right attack 1
0 Other 0
2 Special events 0
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Rating details

Please note that the percentages above are meant to guide you, but they do not equate to the exact probabilities (to score for example) used in the match engine.

Indirect set pieces

Defense solid (very high) excellent (very low) 28 29 7/20 8/20
Attack solid (low) solid (low) 26 26 7/20 7/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) brilliant (no tactic) 11 11/20

Average ratings

Total player experience passable (high) inadequate (very high) 23 20 6/20 5/20
Average midfield outstanding (very low) weak (high) 37 15 10/20 4/20
Average defense brilliant (low) supernatural (very high) 42 56 11/20 14/20
Average attack excellent (low) formidable (very high) 30 36 8/20 9/20
Total average formidable (very high) formidable (very high) 36 36 10/20 9/20


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