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31832 spectators arrived at Yummyome, where weather conditions were pretty good for soccer. Chuan Anada was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Urban Meilick and Salvatore Morabito. All of Bern was shut down for the day, as fans of both clubs came to the local rivalry game. The head coach flashed hand signals from the sideline and Yummys formed up in a 3-5-2 combination. Let's hope the opposing sideline wasn't filming that. The following players had been selected: Leimgruber - Murer, Brauser, Köpplin - Blampied, Lellouche, Molaro, Giger, Simonsen - Lecci, Eggli.

Our studio analysts were correct. Tornetzwerkstatt has taken the field in a 4-4-2 alignment. The following players took the field: Keuler - Büetiger, Wäger, Emberg, Regli - Schifferly, Barbier, Prymula, Beerli - Küchmeister, Quondamatteo.

Yummys seemed to prefer attacking in the middle, using their magical ability to great effect. Tornetzwerkstatt took the lead 31 minutes into the game, making the score 0 - 1 after some elegant movement down the middle. D. Küchmeister was the scorer. L. Quondamatteo somehow managed to break free of his man on the left wing and only needed a relatively easy finish to bring Tornetzwerkstatt's lead up to 0 - 2. The home crowd was briefly mollified when B. Blampied reduced the lead to 1 - 2 after a brilliant midfield give-and-go through the middle. After 42 minutes of play, S. Giger evened things up for Yummys with an impressive goal coming up the middle. 2 - 2. The referee showed Tornetzwerkstatt's I. Wäger the yellow card after a particularly nasty challenge. It was 2 - 2 at the break. The Count appeared on the jumbotron and announced that Yummys had 53...53 percent possession. AH AH AH!

A mistake by the home side's central defense after 62 minutes allowed E. Emberg to score for Tornetzwerkstatt. The visitors have the lead, 2 - 3. Was it the hair gel? Was it a gift from the gods? Either way, the faithful won't care. Soaring like a Saturn V, R. Schifferly somehow got his head on a G. Prymula moonshot from the corner and buried it in the back of the net. What grace! What power! Plant the flag for Tornetzwerkstatt, Neil Armstrong! The score is now 2 - 4. A defender managed to keep the ball from crossing the goal-line after a curling shot from the right by L. Quondamatteo beat the keeper with 74 minutes played, preventing Tornetzwerkstatt from going up another goal. N. Rotzer was called on to replace Tornetzwerkstatt's G. Barbier after 76 minutes following a nasty collision. The home club's fans got back into the match when G. Lecci broke through the visitors' central defense and caught their keeper napping, making it 3 - 4. There was concern in the stands when, at the 83 minute mark, Tornetzwerkstatt's L. Quondamatteo hit the ground hard, but with the help of the trainer's magic spray, he rejoined his teammates on the field. The forty-five minutes were dominated by Yummys, with an impressive 55 percent possession of the ball.

Yummys's best player was G. Lecci. Speaking of stinking up the place, G. Köpplin sure smelled like the bottom of Batman's shoe after a night of crimefighting in Gotham. Most important Tornetzwerkstatt player was L. Quondamatteo. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by F. Beerli today. The match ends 3 - 4.

Rating details

Midfield outstanding (high) formidable (low) 39 34 10/20 9/20
Right defense excellent (very high) formidable (low) 32 34 8/20 9/20
Central defense formidable (low) outstanding (very high) 34 40 9/20 10/20
Left defense passable (very high) outstanding (very high) 24 40 6/20 10/20
Right attack outstanding (low) weak (very high) 38 16 10/20 4/20
Central attack world class (low) formidable (low) 50 34 13/20 9/20
Left attack outstanding (low) passable (high) 38 23 10/20 6/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense solid (very low) excellent (low) 25 30 7/20 8/20
Attack solid (very high) solid (high) 28 27 7/20 7/20
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Attack in the middle Normal
Tactic skill magical (no tactic) 18 (no tactic) 18/20


0 - 1  D. Küchmeister 31'
0 - 2  L. Quondamatteo 33'
1 - 2  B. Blampied 39'
2 - 2  S. Giger 42'
2 - 3  E. Emberg 62'
2 - 4  R. Schifferly 71'
3 - 4  G. Lecci 82'
1 card accumulated I. Wäger 43'
Got injured G. Barbier 76'
Got bruised L. Quondamatteo 83'
Substitution Out G. Barbier
In N. Rotzer



Chance distribution

Home Away
4 6

0 Left attack 1
4 Central attack 3
0 Right attack 1
0 Other 0
0 Special events 1
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Rating details

Please note that the percentages above are meant to guide you, but they do not equate to the exact probabilities (to score for example) used in the match engine.

Indirect set pieces

Defense solid (very low) excellent (low) 25 30 7/20 8/20
Attack solid (very high) solid (high) 28 27 7/20 7/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Attack in the middle Normal
Tactic skill magical (no tactic) 18 (no tactic) 18/20

Average ratings

Total player experience excellent (high) solid (very low) 31 25 8/20 7/20
Average midfield outstanding (high) formidable (low) 39 34 10/20 9/20
Average defense excellent (low) outstanding (low) 30 38 8/20 10/20
Average attack brilliant (low) solid (very low) 42 25 11/20 7/20
Total average outstanding (very low) excellent (very high) 37 32 10/20 9/20


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