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Dark skies made the crowd of 22089 at De Kuip a little nervous, but the rain held off. Tue Mogensen was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Erik Mårtensson and Etienne Bauco. Cry "havoc" and let loose the dogs of war! bonkebonk will go to battle in a 3-5-2 formation. The following players had been selected: Buil - Cascalho, Brilhante, Gomucio - van der Sterren, Cardozo, Stuy, Ganchev, Huter - Tzenov, Megnis.

After thorough analysis and consultation of astrological charts, laleh254 decided to go with a 4-4-2 formation. Lineup: Stranders - van der Valk, Engels, Elferink, Lubout - Leemhuis, Hanlo, Harteveld, van Dierendonck - Calkhoven, Paus.

bonkebonk clearly preferred using their titanic ability to attack in the middle today. After 4 minutes bonkebonk's G. Huter contracted a slight foot injury, but said he could still finish the game. The visitors' central defense should have had no trouble clearing the pass to N. Tzenov, but the bonkebonk player managed to shrug them off and fire a low shot that 5-holed the keeper to give his team the lead. 1 - 0! bonkebonk's N. Tzenov proved that he's been around on a soccer field before, when he took advantage of a few moments of confusion in the enemy defensive line and elegantly scored for 2 - 0. In minute 9, D. van der Sterren put bonkebonk ahead 3 - 0 with a tremendous free kick. 15 minutes into the match, the visitors' central line of defense had to look on as V. Ganchev ran straight through, knocking one home to make it 4 - 0 for bonkebonk. At this point, it was obvious that the players of bonkebonk lowered the tempo and became more defensively oriented. Cheers filled the stadium as N. Tzenov broke through the visitors' central defense to put away the 5 - 0 goal for bonkebonk. One, two, three goals! That completed a hattrick for N. Tzenov. AH! AH! AH! The clock read 30 minutes and things were deteriorating for the away team as bonkebonk scored another to make it 6 - 0 after a left side attack resulted in a goal for N. Tzenov. Halftime score was 6 - 0. bonkebonk were doing a good job holding on to the ball, with 89 percent of possession.

Maybe T. Calkhoven should join the aquatics team instead. He went down dramatically after 49 minutes, crying out with agony as he fell. The referee was not impressed, though, and showed him a yellow for diving. bonkebonk's D. van der Sterren was delighted to score as he saw his shot go between the legs of the advancing keeper and into the net, following some good attacking movement on the right wing. 7 - 0 after 50 minutes. Things were going from bad to worse for the visitors. J. Gomucio was able to squirm through the central defense after 53 minutes and score, bringing the lead to 8 - 0. bonkebonk managed to extend their lead to 9 - 0 when N. Tzenov slid in neatly from the left side and struck a fine shot past the away team's goalkeeper. bonkebonk solidified their lead at the 66 minute mark, as G. Megnis snaked the ball through the central line of defense and finished for 10 - 0. It was obvious that bonkebonk had instructions to attack in the middle when they directed a break on the wing into the center of the park. A magnificent combination in the middle resulted in bonkebonk's A. Stuy bringing the lead up to 11 - 0. Looks like Nate Silver was right again - his prediction that bonkebonk would have 92 percent possession in this half was spot on!

bonkebonk's top performer was clearly G. Megnis. Good thing G. Huter isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance. laleh254's best player was A. van Dierendonck. I can't remember B. Harteveld ever having a worse night than he just had. The match ends 11 - 0.

Rating details

Midfield inadequate (very high) disastrous (high) 20 3 5/20 1/20
Right defense inadequate (very high) wretched (low) 20 6 5/20 2/20
Central defense outstanding (very high) wretched (low) 40 6 10/20 2/20
Left defense inadequate (very high) wretched (very low) 20 5 5/20 2/20
Right attack inadequate (very high) wretched (low) 20 6 5/20 2/20
Central attack passable (very high) disastrous (high) 24 3 6/20 1/20
Left attack inadequate (very low) wretched (low) 17 6 5/20 2/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense passable (low) wretched (very high) 22 8 6/20 2/20
Attack inadequate (very low) wretched (high) 17 7 5/20 2/20
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Attack in the middle Normal
Tactic skill titanic (no tactic) 15 (no tactic) 15/20


1 - 0  N. Tzenov 5'
2 - 0  N. Tzenov 6'
3 - 0  D. van der Sterren 9'
4 - 0  V. Ganchev 15'
5 - 0  N. Tzenov 27'
6 - 0  N. Tzenov 30'
7 - 0  D. van der Sterren 50'
8 - 0  J. Gomucio 53'
9 - 0  N. Tzenov 65'
10 - 0  G. Megnis 66'
11 - 0  A. Stuy 73'
1 card accumulated T. Calkhoven 49'
Got bruised G. Huter 4'



Chance distribution

Home Away
11 0

2 Left attack 0
6 Central attack 0
1 Right attack 0
1 Other 0
1 Special events 0
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Rating details

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Indirect set pieces

Defense passable (low) wretched (very high) 22 8 6/20 2/20
Attack inadequate (very low) wretched (high) 17 7 5/20 2/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Attack in the middle Normal
Tactic skill titanic (no tactic) 15 (no tactic) 15/20

Average ratings

Total player experience poor (very high) wretched (very high) 12 8 3/20 2/20
Average midfield inadequate (very high) disastrous (high) 20 3 5/20 1/20
Average defense solid (low) wretched (low) 26 6 7/20 2/20
Average attack inadequate (very high) wretched (very low) 20 5 5/20 2/20
Total average passable (low) wretched (very low) 22 5 6/20 2/20


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