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The crowd of 2889 turning up at Mudderpølen today were greeted with some nasty showers of rain. Cosimo Cattaneo was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Adrian Szaferski and Dragos Pasca. The head coach flashed hand signals from the sideline and StArfiZha/S formed up in a 5-3-2 combination. Let's hope the opposing sideline wasn't filming that. The following players had been selected: González - Lashov, Avrahami, Ellefsen, Reus, Osewe - Hansson, Wybrandt, Landert - Zfadia, Rebelo.

Our studio analysts were correct. vipers has taken the field in a 3-5-2 alignment. They fielded: Panuccio - Musmarra, Taricco, Plesl - Farnelli, Nelli, Højfeldt, Beumer, Pirrone - Legeard, Vigata.

A particularly graphic suggestion to the referee describing what he could do with his turkey giblets led to a straight red card for L. Beumer. He'll miss the next competitive match for vipers. Due to a severely mistimed tackle, B. Lashov of StArfiZha/S spent some time on the grass writhing in agony before he could get up and continue the game. 25 minutes into the match, vipers nearly took the lead, as P. Pirrone broke through on the right. However, C. González made the save. With 34 minutes of the match played, a comedy of errors by the home side gave the visitors a chance at the lead, but F. Vigata, after dashing down on goal from the left and finding himself with only the keeper to beat, sliced his shot horribly wide. 36 minutes into the game, R. Plesl almost gave the visitors the lead, as he chipped a delicate lob over the keeper, but the ball glanced harmlessly off the crossbar. After 37 minutes StArfiZha/S tried to use their counter-attacking skills. Unfortunately, D. Osewe's shot sailed wide after his break down the right. The teams went for the halftime break at 0 - 0. vipers were doing a good job holding on to the ball, with 73 percent of possession.

This was a good period for the visitors, with several opportunities to take the lead, particularly when F. Vigata slipped through the left defense to come up alone against C. González, but the home side's keeper showed his lightning-fast reflexes. B. Wybrandt, who often relies on his speed, had a rotten day on the drenched field. vipers's coach was furious with V. Musmarra after he picked up a yellow for saying one too many words to the ref. vipers's defense sent a ball soaring up the middle on a beautiful counter-attack with 81 minutes gone, but G. Nelli's finish was met by the firm hands of the keeper. After 87 minutes, vipers's F. Vigata made his way through the middle and nonchalantly placed the ball out of the keeper's reach, putting the visitors up 0 - 1. StArfiZha/S needed a fresh pair of legs on the field, and after 88 minutes S. Landert made way for À. Gros. The statistics geek breathlessly ran into the press box to show vipers in control of the ball, with 71 percent possession. Thanks, Poindexter.

The local beauty queen presented StArfiZha/S's B. Lashov with a prize turducken for being named Man of the Match. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because M. Zfadia seemed to stumble all over the pitch. The most outstanding vipers player was without a doubt G. Nelli. It wasn't Star Wars night, but M. Panuccio sure smelled like bantha poodoo. The match ends 0 - 1.

Rating details

Midfield wretched (very low) poor (very high) 5 12 2/20 3/20
Right defense excellent (high) weak (very high) 31 16 8/20 4/20
Central defense excellent (high) inadequate (very low) 31 17 8/20 5/20
Left defense inadequate (very high) inadequate (high) 20 19 5/20 5/20
Right attack wretched (very low) weak (very high) 5 16 2/20 4/20
Central attack wretched (high) weak (low) 7 14 2/20 4/20
Left attack wretched (low) weak (low) 6 14 2/20 4/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense weak (very low) weak (very low) 13 13 4/20 4/20
Attack poor (very low) poor (very high) 9 12 3/20 3/20
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0 - 1  F. Vigata 87'
Sent off L. Beumer 12'
1 card accumulated V. Musmarra 78'
Got bruised B. Lashov 13'
Substitution Out  S. Landert
In  À. Gros



Chance distribution

Home Away
3 11

0 Left attack 2
1 Central attack 7
2 Right attack 2
0 Other 0
0 Special events 0
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Rating details

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Indirect set pieces

Defense weak (very low) weak (very low) 13 13 4/20 4/20
Attack poor (very low) poor (very high) 9 12 3/20 3/20


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Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)

Average ratings

Total player experience poor (low) wretched (very high) 10 8 3/20 2/20
Average midfield wretched (very low) poor (very high) 5 12 2/20 3/20
Average defense solid (high) inadequate (very low) 27 17 7/20 5/20
Average attack wretched (low) weak (high) 6 15 2/20 4/20
Total average weak (very low) weak (high) 13 15 4/20 4/20


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