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The crowd of 35512 turning up at Porn house today were greeted with some nasty showers of rain. Our studio analysts were correct. vypornenci has taken the field in a 3-4-3 alignment. They fielded: MacQueen - Barbay, Poncin, Martz - Biermaier, Pipas, Tappa, Pacella - Schnaitt, Bomberini, Amadori.

After thorough analysis and consultation of astrological charts, Keepers decided to go with a 4-4-2 formation. Starters: Croft - Parkin, Hirschfeld, Windsor, Bohan - Bruins, Ball, Chalmers, Weaver - Atkins, Williams.

9 minutes into the game, a swerving free kick by F. Amadori almost resulted in the home team taking the lead, but the shot glanced harmlessly off the frame of the goal. With 10 minutes played F. Amadori almost gave the home side the lead with a clever free kick, but the visitors' A. Croft was onto it, grabbing the would-be breakthrough ball. U. Schnaitt gave vypornenci the 1 - 0 lead, as he successfully challenged the guests' central defenders, then placed the ball at the keeper's right post – what a clinical finish! Things were going from bad to worse for the visitors. A. Bomberini was able to squirm through the central defense after 24 minutes and score, bringing the lead to 2 - 0. Big paper red cards were being held up by the opposing supporters with 25 minutes on the clock after F. Pipas's mistimed tackle from behind. The referee only showed the vypornenci player a yellow card though. vypornenci put themselves up 3 - 0 when F. Pacella broke through on the right, leaving the entire defensive delegation behind him. The referee showed Keepers's D. Ball the yellow card after a particularly nasty challenge. vypornenci were forced into a substitution as J. Tappa couldn't continue playing due to some rough treatment, so R. Diks had to come in from the bench. It was 3 - 0 at the break. The forty-five minutes were dominated by vypornenci, with an impressive 86 percent possession of the ball.

48 minutes into the match, the visitors' central line of defense had to look on as A. Bomberini ran straight through, knocking one home to make it 4 - 0 for vypornenci. By now, the players of vypornenci felt that victory was a sure thing and began to play it safe, focusing on defense and not risking too much going forward. After 54 minutes, B. Poncin put vypornenci ahead 5 - 0 when he rose to head in a hooked ball, the result of an effort from the right side. vypornenci added another goal to their lead as B. Poncin struck home for 6 - 0 after an attack from the left set him up unmarked in front of the keeper. E. Williams's speed was almost enough to give Keepers a goal after 73 minutes, but his nice pass to N. Atkins was not taken care of properly. The home side's U. Schnaitt came close to extending the lead after 74 minutes. His shot came in from the right but A. Croft managed to push it wide with his fingertips. A magnificent combination in the middle resulted in vypornenci's A. Bomberini bringing the lead up to 7 - 0. That made three goals for A. Bomberini. He'll be taking the match ball home with him having scored a hattrick! vypornenci were doing a good job holding on to the ball, with 87 percent of possession.

Most important vypornenci player was A. Bomberini. Good thing R. Diks isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance. The local beauty queen presented Keepers's N. Atkins with a prize turducken for being named Man of the Match. It wasn't Star Wars night, but A. Croft sure smelled like bantha poodoo. The match ends 7 - 0.

Rating details

Midfield passable (high) disastrous (very high) 23 4 6/20 1/20
Right defense solid (very low) wretched (very low) 25 5 7/20 2/20
Central defense excellent (very high) wretched (high) 32 7 8/20 2/20
Left defense formidable (low) wretched (very high) 34 8 9/20 2/20
Right attack weak (high) wretched (low) 15 6 4/20 2/20
Central attack excellent (high) wretched (high) 31 7 8/20 2/20
Left attack excellent (high) wretched (very high) 31 8 8/20 2/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense inadequate (high) wretched (very high) 19 8 5/20 2/20
Attack passable (high) poor (low) 23 10 6/20 3/20
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)


1 - 0  U. Schnaitt 18'
2 - 0  A. Bomberini 24'
3 - 0  F. Pacella 34'
4 - 0  A. Bomberini 48'
5 - 0  B. Poncin 54'
6 - 0  B. Poncin 72'
7 - 0  A. Bomberini 78'
1 card accumulated F. Pipas 25'
1 card accumulated D. Ball 35'
Got injured J. Tappa 36'
Substitution Out J. Tappa
In R. Diks



Chance distribution

Home Away
10 1

1 Left attack 0
4 Central attack 0
3 Right attack 0
2 Other 0
0 Special events 1
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Rating details

Please note that the percentages above are meant to guide you, but they do not equate to the exact probabilities (to score for example) used in the match engine.

Indirect set pieces

Defense inadequate (high) wretched (very high) 19 8 5/20 2/20
Attack passable (high) poor (low) 23 10 6/20 3/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)

Average ratings

Total player experience solid (high) wretched (low) 27 6 7/20 2/20
Average midfield passable (high) disastrous (very high) 23 4 6/20 1/20
Average defense excellent (high) wretched (high) 31 7 8/20 2/20
Average attack solid (low) wretched (high) 26 7 7/20 2/20
Total average solid (high) wretched (low) 27 6 7/20 2/20


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