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(10:49) Devonshire Rangers: Chairman Glenn Leysen (44868482) has issued a statement on the new manager of the football club.

Devonshire Rangers have named Martin Freeman as their new permanent manager. Earlier in late September, the League V. side became the first club this season to sack their boss after giving Jorge Anguiano the boot, following a very poor second half of the season.
Rangers took their time in finding a new successor, but eventually handed Freeman the position today on a permanent basis after his formidable work with the squad, a walkover against a strong Kielbasa Sausage AFC (537467739) and a hattrick of Freeman.
I am genuinely excited with this appointment and am looking forward to Martin showing our fans why we hired him above many others as our new manager in charge. Furthermore, the board confirms that former DR striker Ulf Ståhling (53596298) has been appointed as Martin’s Assistant Manager. Since hanging up his boots in 2008, the 60-year-old has undertaken various more or less successful culinary entrepreneur spells at the different Westbourne Stadium Restaurants.


(20:26) Calvary Lions: 3rd place finish!!!!

Fans celebrated wildly the 1-0 win over their Sunday opponents. The victory came via a penalty that also secured 3rd place in the league for the Lions. The current season was an improvement on last season when the team had to play a playoff game to avoid relegation.
Fans, players and staff were seen celebrating the progression of the team and how the club seems to be moving forward.
Behind the scenes next season is already being planned with two new players arriving in the last few weeks and two more being transferred listed.

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(20:01) Green Field Lions: we call it a day

After playing for nearly 10 years and being often fucked by the game engine it's time to leave the game. Today result just gave it the rest...


(10:08) Dinamo Urchins: Ooops

Dinamo suits are frantically reading the rule books following what has been described as a 'misunderstanding' with Talk Bollocks Radio host Stan Collymore.

Collymore had visited the Urchins training ground to interview Dave Cawcutt (397600595). Audio footage is inconclusive, but it appears that the interview was, er, strained.

SC "So Dave, the Urchins have won the IV.24 title"
DC "Yeah, the lads done great..."
SC "Shame you were fannying around with the England U-20's, so didn't play enough games to get a medal though"
DC "Eh?"
SC "Still, at least you scored for England last time out and kept a clean sheet"
DC "Er, yeah, the lads done great..."
SC "Shame you're now ineligible and can't play in the last crucial qualifiers"
DC "Eh?"
SC "How do you feel about being replaced by your own clubmate Jeremy Craig (39923027) who gets the medals and England glory?"

*Sound of headbutt*

Hopefully natural justice will prevail and Cawcutt duly rewarded.


(12:37) Devonshire Rangers: Devonshire Rangers can confirm that manager, Jorge Anguiano, is no longer in charge or team affairs

The Board of Directors would like to place on record their thanks to Jorge (78715653) for his contribution to the development of the club during his tenure and wish him well for the future.

The club will now seek applications for the post on a permanent basis. The club will not rush into making any decision, the recruitment process will be thorough and we will ensure that we appoint the strongest candidate for the position.

From today, Martin Freeman (317018120) will take charge of first team affairs on a temporary basis. The club has full confidence in Martin as we now look forward to a couple of tough games in the season ending. Furthermore, the board can also confirm that all the current coaching staff will remain in their respective roles.

The club promise to update our supporters on the recruitment process on a regular basis through our official communication channels. The club will not be making any further comment on this matter at the present time.

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