Una apuesta al futuro.. Go Reds!

Helles Engle Merseyside Branch woke up to a pleasant surprise and a well deserved pat on the shoulder today: During the night the fan club had 14 new members. And that even though the clubs two first matches EVER were lost by 0-7 and 0-4.

"Jeg er ikke så overrasket", says coach Simon Quan (378996302), "vi har de bedste fans i verden".

Træner Quan continues: "FC Barcelona bedt mig overtage trænerposten der. Men jeg er på en mission med Helles Engle Merseyside Branch. Og jeg giver ikke op før missionen er fuldført: Helles Engle Merseyside Branch skal blive i VI. Jeg regner ikke med, at det vil blive så svært som nogle af jer tror. Jeg har store planer med denne klub. Vi holder øje med denneher ukendte angriber Kirchknopf (302429747) fra den danske liga V.167 (2020). Det burde forhindre hans klub i yderligere avancement. Og få hans manager til at lade være med at prale så meget".

Some Breaking news at the Tactical Assassins Headquarters ...

"We can officially confirm that coach Abdul-Latif 'The Coach' Shuhabi (379133443) has been enlisted into the Bahrain NT coaching staff for their future games this season".

A spokesperson for the Shaker Industry said " We are very pleased and honoured that our coach will be used as the offensive coach for the Bahrain National side. Hopefully this will give our young trainees at the club something to look up to and hopefully get the most out of their training".

The news comes after the Assassins lost their second cup game to a much stronger side and the manager announced things would get worse before they get better.

"Some teams in our league have brought in 'Mercenary footballers' to play in this league. I must reiterate that this is NOT what this club is about. It is about bringing through a homegrown team for future years and as a result of that, we accept results will be hard to come by".

In a game they were favored to lose, the Burnanburh Ambush prevailed. Goals by rookie phenom Jorge Fernan Jiminez & veteran William Carmichael saw the Ambush stroll past The Bazingas of B-town by a 4-1 margin.

Many thought the Bazinga strikers looked lethargic, leading some to speculate that they had too many bratwursts and pints before the match...

The Chairman today informed us that after extended negotiations, the Chimps have an overseas franchise with a little known team from Luxor, Egypt, that goes by the name of Biban el-Muluk. Their fans supposedly model themselves on the workmen who built the royal tombs on the other side of the Nile.

Our manager has been to Egypt on may occasions and brings back stories of sand, sun, temples, tombs, camels and falafel. A falafel stand is expected to open at Bag End in time for our next home match.