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Country: England
Number of teams: 310
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Weather: Sunny Sunny
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Latitude: 51°7'N
Longitude: 1°22'W


(13:23) Fareham Town Creeksiders: Gillerberg and Rohrmaier Team MVPs

The first season at divison V ended with a very good 4th place. After a struggeling start (3 losses in a row with 20 goals agiant) the Creeksiders bought Erik Gillerberg (303435979) and Richard Rohrmaier (312655021) to strenghten their defence.

In the following 11 matches of the season the Creekisders conceeded only 15 goals. Both players had a great impact for the sucsessful season.

(10:22) Chute FC: The Push Begins

Second in the league, fifth round of the cup, top scorer, and happy fans and sponsors. Mustn’t grumble.

So, after another “in limbo” season, it’s time to push for promotion. The process has already begun with the purchase of four new players. OK, only one of them (Ondino Núñez (336847295)) is really Division 4 material, but the other three will certainly help boost the midfield – and they were bargains; £4 million worth of players for £2.5 million!

Coach Harald Burkard (46014833) is hanging up his clipboard in the closed season, making way for new coach, Mario Nini (204086369). An excellent replacement.

The Youth Academy has been quite for a couple of seasons, and costing around quarter of a million a year to run, it’s not really been financially viable. Three new coaches now in place, but if things don’t improve, steps will be taken.


(14:58) Goth UTD: Its happening. Its finally happening and Im Going Moist Thinking About It

In a Breath of fresh air mood where not even a Turd in a Punchbowl could get him down, The Ace Tactician came out of his cave to address the Condensation that had started to set on the window.

"We can finally start to think about moving on to the next division. JJ Men haven't seemed to interested in making any sort of challenge this season so we will Annihilate them later today and start are Pervy fortnight celebrations straight after.

The Raven and Resplandor are finally nearing the end off their crossing training and we are silently ecstatic about their progress over the last two seasons. We are certainly somewhat a danger to any team we meet no matter how our midfield looks like from now on. What we have to focus on next though is of up most importance.

Madoka Magica - Yes our focus is on finalising our admiration for this great anime.



(19:27) Mathematically Safe: Swiss Rolled

Swiss defender, Renzo Welge (237321051) has announced his retirement today in a joint press statement with the club.

He was a regular in the team up until this season, as a part of one of the best defence units the club has ever had. He brought experience, intelligence and wisdom to the team.

He is keeping relations with the club open, in his new role as player's agent. Renzo is looking to make the best use of his fluency in Swiss, German, Italian, French and English, by representing players from Europe in the HT leagues.

The club wishes him well in his new venture and bids him "Vorsprung Durch Technik".

[NOTE: This Marketing Assistant was soon fired]


(00:30) West Ham Royals: The End Is Nigh....

Last game of the season at last.....its all getting very embarrassing now.

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