We just couldn't handle them.

We have to get lucky

The goal from Joseph Patterson (378999089) earned Fareham Town Creeksiders the first victory. The defender scored short after the break following a free kick. Homeside FC boncars threatened the Creeksiders goal rarely, so the team clinched their first three points.

But captain Luke Marshall (378999096) was injured after 80 minutes and will miss the first home match against Haytef City FC next week.

Goth Utd Were pleased to announce that the Boys bounced back Merrily from the Eurovision song contest to record a very well earned point away to AFC Flipflop earlier this evening.

"We are very happy with this result. the Two new lads and our foreign students made us very proud today. Especially Ahmed Ulathah. He has come a very long way since we signed him last season and im very happy that Eder and Vurocevic's skills have rubbed of on that boy. Hes gonna be something special, i tell you now.

That Morale Boosting trip to Malmo has definately helped us to carry on the good results and made Team Morale Extra high."

Whilst at the game a very uncanny Chant from the away fans could be heard from all around the ground and the TV boxes and was accompanied by an Equally uncanny Recorder.

'How many times do we have to fight,
How many times do we get it right,
Between Us , Only Teardrops, '

Young Jordan Frawley has made the squad for Ireland's U20 World Cup challenge. I've been pushing for his inclusion and he's earned a call up. The club, management and players wish him all the luck.