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Hampshire

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Country: England
Number of teams: 336
Number of online users: 0
Weather: Overcast Overcast
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Latitude: 51°7'N
Longitude: 1°22'W

4-27-2016

23:03 Mathematically Safe: No problems with over anticipation and eagerness from Wanka.

43 minutes in, an amazing pass from the left side resulted in a goal for the visitors, as Hans 'Free' Wanka anticipated the through ball and scored, reducing the deficit to 3 - 1.



Wanka still shot his load and scored. No mess.

4-11-2016

10:19 A N Fielders: New signing 'ribeye'

New signing Nicknamed 'ribeye' staked his place for a start next weekend after coming off the bench to nick a valuable point from the series leaders. Astonishingly the lad only signed that morning and is now an instant smash with the fans. This boy is no flash in the pan , with his searing pace and raw talent , we can see him getting great reviews - well done :)

4-6-2016

17:53 Mathematically Safe: McAvity bleeding after being taken roughly from behind

After "Brangelina" and "Kimye", Safe's own glitterati couple "BenDMcAvity", are going through a trying time.

Fan favourite Phil McAvity (208425988), one of Safe's double husband power couple, was stretchered off the field in what looks like career ending injury.

McAvity was bleeding badly, and his body was a sea of red and brown. McAvity was numbed by the doctors and taken away for further studying at an undisclosed location. It is suspected that he was taken to the local Cottaging Hospital.

Tearstruck husband, Ben Dunne (349945710) said to the waiting press "I need my Phil," as he hopped into the back door (of the waiting ambulance).

A semi-stern faced DeCoach spoke to the waiting press. "We do not have a final assessment yet, but it appears as if Safe will still have Ben Dunne, but it could be a sticky end to McAvity. The club wishes him well in his recuperation, and hope that he stays on top of the situation."

 
 
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