There is a new kid on the block for the Knights as youngster Roland Dimitriou was promoted to the senior squad today.

The boy from Liverpool will be handed his senior debut next week and had this to say in a press conference.

"I can't wait to get started in the senior team, the gaffer has said he's got faith in me and with the sale of Leif a spot has opened up for me to see what I can do. I will give my all for the club that has stuck with me through my ASBO troubles and the thieving allegations. I will repay Mulk for being so loyal to me"

Supanova FC are celebrating one full day as "King of the Hill" in the England Ladder competition. To commemorate this incredible achievement a special edition shirt will be available to the winners of a King of the Hill competition (for fans). The competition involves climbing the dirty kit pile in the carpark and staying at the top for 5 minutes, the stench is likely to make this quite an achievement.

Season 52 will be the Novas' first full season in the division and we plan to make it a great one. The addition of Blattnig (355225813) and Lewis (378986987) will provide us with some much needed potency up front this season, last season we lacked the cutting edge that couldve made the difference. Most areas of the team have been improved over the last few weeks so we are happy with squad. Last season we finished 3rd so that is our minimum target for Season 52

Good luck to everyone in Div(683), let the games begin!

Dave Owen today spoke of his surprise at recent the announcement of Alex Fergusons retirement.

"I realise that the rigours of managing a team in real life are possibly more demanding than in hattrick, but i honestly thought he had a few years left in him. I think its a great loss to United, but football is a better place having had him in it and, to be fair, hes earned a break! Congratulations to him on managing to bow out at the top!"

The final game in the Roman Knights toughest ever season ended in a 4-1 defeat at the hands of Boleyn Boo Boys.

"We can hold our heads up high and our fans can be extremely proud of what this team has achieved this season" said an upbeat Mulk "To do so well in the Cup and also finish 5th in the second highest ranked series 5 is the highlight of my short career and one I hope to build upon next year".

"Congratulations to Boleyn and their manager Mbez999 for finishing top, and good luck to them in their qualifier next Sunday against a tough AFC Armadillo team managed by benno337"

"We face a difficult game ourselves and we need to focus now on some intensive training before next weeks match to end all matches".