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Spam 1 - 6 Boys

Overcast weather free of rain made for a turnout of 2620 at FC Spam Arena today. Lukas Otte was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Simo Räikkönen and . Our studio analysts were correct. Spam has taken the field in a 5-3-2 alignment. Lineup: Ahornberger - Płotnicki, Pannewitz, Menoret, Mikschofsky, Glanz - Wallaschek, Nentwich, Fornsbach - Fox, Biberach.

The head coach flashed hand signals from the sideline and Boys formed up in a 3-5-2 combination. Let's hope the opposing sideline wasn't filming that. The following players had been selected: Falcés - Strain, Hytha, Edwards - Soldner, Balaci, Overdijk, Press, Weißhaus - Hägerholt, Hoyos.

Spam had a good opportunity to take the lead as Rolf-Günther Pannewitz came up the left side, but he struck the ball weakly and it went straight into the arms of Santi Falcés. Was it the hair gel? Was it a gift from the gods? Either way, the faithful won't care. Soaring like a Saturn V, Karl Biberach somehow got his head on a Tadeusz Płotnicki moonshot from the corner and buried it in the back of the net. What grace! What power! Plant the flag for Spam, Neil Armstrong! The score is now 1 - 0. The home team thought they were lucky after a brilliant strike from the right bounced off the crossbar 23 minutes in. Renzo Hoyos was first to react though, and leveled the game at 1 - 1. Some quick footwork on the left side of the field 24 minutes into the match left Boys's Carlo Strain completely free to score. 1 - 2 for the visitors. Timo Soldner increased the visitors' lead by volleying in a pass from the right. 1 - 3. 1 - 3 was the halftime score. Boys did a good job holding on to the ball, with 65 percent of possession. We'll be back after these interminable commercial messages.

After 57 minutes a combination in the middle resulted in a through ball for Renzo Hoyos who increased Boys's lead to 1 - 4. After 58 minutes a combination in the middle resulted in a through ball for Bengt Hägerholt who increased Boys's lead to 1 - 5. Boys increased the lead to 1 - 6 as Renzo Hoyos scored from the penalty spot, putting the ball in the top left corner. At that, Renzo Hoyos was noted down for a hattrick! Confident in their lead, Boys's players relaxed and focused more on defending the lead than increasing it. Boys did a good job holding on to the ball, with 77 percent of possession. We'll be back after these interminable commercial messages.

Most important Spam player was Götz Fox. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by Kristian Fornsbach today. The most outstanding Boys player was without a doubt Santi Falcés. Good thing Timo Soldner isn't a horse, because he'd surely be sent to the glue factory after that performance. The match ends 1 - 6.

Rating details

Midfield disastrous (very high) wretched (low) 4 6 1/20 2/20
Right defense weak (high) poor (high) 15 11 4/20 3/20
Central defense weak (high) weak (very low) 15 13 4/20 4/20
Left defense poor (very low) weak (very low) 9 13 3/20 4/20
Right attack wretched (very high) weak (high) 8 15 2/20 4/20
Central attack wretched (very high) inadequate (very low) 8 17 2/20 5/20
Left attack poor (very low) weak (low) 9 14 3/20 4/20
 
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Highlights

1 - 0  Karl Biberach 23'
1 - 1  Renzo Hoyos 23'
1 - 2  Carlo Strain 24'
1 - 3  Timo Soldner 27'
1 - 4  Renzo Hoyos 57'
1 - 5  Bengt Hägerholt 58'
1 - 6  Renzo Hoyos 79'

Possession

35%
65%
23%
77%

Chance distribution

Home Away
2 6

1 Left attack 1
0 Central attack 2
0 Right attack 2
0 Other 1
1 Special events 0
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Rating details

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Indirect set pieces

Defense 0/20 0/20
Attack 0/20 0/20

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Average ratings

Total player experience wretched (very low) weak (very low) 5 13 2/20 4/20
Average midfield disastrous (very high) wretched (low) 4 6 1/20 2/20
Average defense weak (very low) poor (very high) 13 12 4/20 3/20
Average attack wretched (very high) weak (high) 8 15 2/20 4/20
Total average wretched (very high) poor (high) 8 11 3/20 3/20

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