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mégalo 0 - 7 Bouëx

Dark skies made the crowd of 1570 at La ferme des petites chèvres du marais poitevin a little nervous, but the rain held off. Michel Westerlaan was the appointed referee with assistance provided by and Jan Ohrel. Our studio analysts were correct. mégalo has taken the field in a 5-4-1 alignment. Starters: Martin - Breton, Cottin, Leynaud, Pothin, Martin - Hervieu, Reyne, Guérin, Fonteneau - Bunel.

Gentlemen prefer blondes and Bouëx prefers a 3-5-2. Let's see how this plays out for them. Lineup: Bretonnière - Areitioardantza, Fiol, Butzke - Valade, Papenfuss, Türschmann, Wites, Salvan - Weber, Cartier.

Some quick footwork on the left side of the field 2 minutes into the match left Bouëx's Richard Cartier completely free to score. 0 - 1 for the visitors. 12 minutes into the match, the visitors put themselves ahead 0 - 2 as Alexis Weber finished off an attack from the left with a spectacular bicycle kick. The away team's Achille Valade took advantage of a mistake on the home side's right after 15 minutes increasing Bouëx's lead to 0 - 3. Maybe it was because of his team's lead, or maybe it was due to the ease with which he broke down the left, but Alexis Weber was a bit too sure of his talents, so instead of taking the easy tap-in goal after 16 minutes, he went for the backheel, which he put woefully wide. After 24 minutes, the defensive line of mégalo created a counter-attack through the middle that gave Yoan Guérin a good look at goal, but his shot glanced harmlessly off the crossbar. It was 0 - 3 at the break. The Count appeared on the jumbotron and announced that Bouëx had 83...83 percent possession. AH AH AH!

David Salvan's speed is always a threat when he gets a little room to move, and this time was no different as he broke free of his man to send an on-target through ball to Richard Cartier who knocked it in for Bouëx. 0 - 4! After this, you could see that Bouëx's players were mostly interested in killing time and holding on to their lead. The referee signaled a penalty 64 minutes into the game following a foul that was right on the line. Timotheus Türschmann knocked it home to make the score 0 - 5. The home crowd was not impressed when Timotheus Türschmann came in from the right, shooting hard to score after 75 minutes. Bouëx were now up 0 - 6. Bouëx's Dennis Papenfuss made it through the home team's defense on the right hand side 77 minutes into the match. After rounding the keeper, he only had to place the ball in the unguarded net when a defender slid in and cleared the ball off the line. Allison Butzke will have Excedrin Headache number 5 after heading home the hard corner kick from Timotheus Türschmann after 78 minutes of play. I'm sure that making the score 0 - 7 will assuage him a bit, though. The forty-five minutes were dominated by Bouëx, with an impressive 82 percent possession of the ball.

mégalo's best player was Gildas Martin. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by Florian Reyne today. Bouëx's top performer was clearly Florian Bretonnière. I can't remember Timotheus Türschmann ever having a worse night than he just had. The match ends 0 - 7.

Rating details

Midfield poor (low) brilliant (high) 10 43 3/20 11/20
Right defense formidable (very low) titanic (very low) 33 57 9/20 15/20
Central defense outstanding (very high) supernatural (low) 40 54 10/20 14/20
Left defense formidable (low) titanic (very low) 34 57 9/20 15/20
Right attack passable (very high) magnificent (high) 24 47 6/20 12/20
Central attack weak (very low) solid (very low) 13 25 4/20 7/20
Left attack wretched (very high) magnificent (low) 8 46 2/20 12/20
Indirect set pieces
Defense solid (high) excellent (low) 27 30 7/20 8/20
Attack inadequate (high) inadequate (very high) 19 20 5/20 5/20
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Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)


0 - 1  Richard Cartier 2'
0 - 2  Alexis Weber 12'
0 - 3  Achille Valade 15'
0 - 4  Richard Cartier 58'
0 - 5  Timotheus Türschmann 64'
0 - 6  Timotheus Türschmann 75'
0 - 7  Allison Butzke 78'



Chance distribution

Home Away
1 11

0 Left attack 4
1 Central attack 1
0 Right attack 2
0 Other 2
0 Special events 2
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Rating details

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Indirect set pieces

Defense solid (high) excellent (low) 27 30 7/20 8/20
Attack inadequate (high) inadequate (very high) 19 20 5/20 5/20


Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Normal
Tactic skill (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic) (no tactic)

Average ratings

Total player experience poor (low) passable (high) 10 23 3/20 6/20
Average midfield poor (low) brilliant (high) 10 43 3/20 11/20
Average defense formidable (very high) supernatural (very high) 36 56 9/20 14/20
Average attack weak (high) outstanding (high) 15 39 4/20 10/20
Total average inadequate (very high) magnificent (low) 20 46 6/20 12/20


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