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Equipo callejero 0 - 2 Encabronated

The local marching band welcomed a crowd of 3095 to Estadio da Ponte. Anssi Hirvilammi was the appointed referee with assistance provided by Eelco Cerfontaine and Mike Schneiderlein. Lineup: Trincado - Maza, Toral, Gómez, Rol - Gómez, Jabayolas, Jauregui Bereciartu, Cardigonde - Eliasson, Ortega.

The following players had been selected: Veloso - Atanes, Posch, Andreu, Maceda, Ruete - Morales, Ugaran, Massegú, March, Jakakortaxarena -.

Equipo callejero started the game in a 4-4-2 formation, whereas Highly Encabronated lined up in a 5-5-0. For their match strategy, Encabronated had decided to use their magical ability to counter-attack whenever possible. Having taken a hard knock between his legs, Rafael Trincado limped off the pitch in a reduced state of dignity. He could not continue, managing only 30 minutes for his team this day. Carlos Peñatetried to hide a smile as he entered the field. He had not expected to get a chance this day. As the captain was no longer on the field, Raúl Ortega took over the role for Equipo callejero. Maybe Manel Toral should join the aquatics team instead. He went down dramatically after 41 minutes, crying out with agony as he fell. The referee was not impressed, though, and showed him a yellow for diving. Saturno Cardigonde managed to make an excellent pass from the wing, but Raúl Ortega was not as skillful and couldn't finish it off. Though it was beautiful soccer, the home crowd did not enjoy Óscar Ruete's goal after a run down the left with 44 minutes on the clock. Encabronated lead, 0 - 1. Halftime score was 0 - 1. Looks like Nate Silver was right again - his prediction that Encabronated would have 83 percent possession in this half was spot on!

After the ball was lifted in from the left, Carlos Andreu was on his own in the home side's penalty area and should have scored after 68 minutes, but missed, probably due to lack of concentration. That ball had all kinds of swerve! The home keeper was rooted in place 75 minutes into the match as Sabino Jakakortaxarena's unstoppable free kick whizzed by him, making the scoreline even worse for his fans. 0 - 2. The fourth official announced that there would be 1 minutes of stoppage time, giving fans a slim hope that their team could get one more attack in before this was all over. The match ends 0 - 2. Encabronated did a good job holding on to the ball, with 76 percent of possession. We'll be back after these interminable commercial messages.

The most outstanding Equipo callejero player was without a doubt Tomi Eliasson. You can tell it was nickel beer night yesterday at the local bar because Saturno Cardigonde seemed to stumble all over the pitch. Most important Encabronated player was José Maceda. Even six year old fans were wincing at the poor play by César Veloso today.

Rating details

Midfield disastrous (high) poor (high) 3 11 1/20 3/20
Right defense wretched (high) formidable (very low) 7 33 2/20 9/20
Central defense poor (low) brilliant (high) 10 43 3/20 11/20
Left defense poor (very low) formidable (low) 9 34 3/20 9/20
Right attack wretched (very low) wretched (very low) 5 5 2/20 2/20
Central attack wretched (low) wretched (very low) 6 5 2/20 2/20
Left attack disastrous (very high) wretched (very high) 4 8 1/20 2/20
 
Indirect set pieces
Defense poor (low) passable (high) 10 23 3/20 6/20
Attack poor (high) weak (very low) 11 13 3/20 4/20
 
Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) magical (no tactic) 18 18/20
Style of play neutral 100% offensive
 

Highlights

0 - 1  Óscar Ruete 44'
0 - 2  Sabino Jakakortaxarena 75'
Manel Toral 41'
Rafael Trincado 30'
Substitution Out Rafael Trincado
In Carlos Peñate
30'

Possession

17%
83%
24%
76%

Chance distribution

Home Away
1 10

0 Left attack 3
0 Central attack 4
0 Right attack 2
0 Other 1
1 Special events 0
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Average
0
5
10
15
20
25
30
Got injured
Substitution
35
40
Yellow card
0 - 1
45
45
50
55
60
65
70
75
0 - 2
80
85
90
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Please note that the percentages above are meant to guide you, but they do not equate to the exact probabilities (to score for example) used in the match engine.

Indirect set pieces

Defense poor (low) passable (high) 10 23 3/20 6/20
Attack poor (high) weak (very low) 11 13 3/20 4/20

Miscellaneous

Team attitude (Hidden) (Hidden)
Tactic Normal Counter-attacks
Tactic skill (no tactic) magical (no tactic) 18 18/20
Style of play neutral 100% offensive

Average ratings

Total player experience poor (very low) excellent (very low) 9 29 3/20 8/20
Average midfield disastrous (high) poor (high) 3 11 1/20 3/20
Average defense poor (very low) outstanding (very low) 9 37 3/20 10/20
Average attack wretched (very low) wretched (low) 5 6 2/20 2/20
Total average wretched (low) inadequate (low) 6 18 2/20 5/20

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